Once upon a time, a girl went driving through the beautiful French countryside. She drank in the beauty of the endless fields of lavender and sunflower. She drove down countless old tree-lined roads, squealed over the charming country chateaux, and marveled at the architecture of each fortified town she drove through.
"Oh look, an intersection up ahead with more cute signs!
I wonder where I should go next."
"Oh well, I guess no matter which road I take, I know I'll be safe!"